Untitled: a Procrastinators Delight

WELL HELLO
MARIA, 19, SYDNEY
I'M A LITTLE ENTERTAINING
A WHOLE LOT OF CREEPY
I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATRED OF PANTS
AND I'M PROBABLY FOLLOWING YOU

illinois:

the year is 2012

sexy has disappeared once again

only one man can bring it back

Oh yes, in 2012, we ran out of sexy. Yes that’s exactly what happened. No sexy here whatsoever.
 

(Source: believed, via glueymaceroni)

cryptic-wh0re:

“im so indie,” whispered the 12 year old girl to herself as she rolled up her jeans and put her vans on without socks before going shopping and trying to pretend she wasn’t interested as she walked past supre.

(Source: sigurel, via s-creenager)

  • Security Guard: Are you an alien?
  • Bruce Banner: What?
  • Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
  • Bruce Banner: No.
  • Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.